40 posts tagged “хихи”

A version used on the CBeebies channel was altered so rather than "couldn't put Humpty together again" all the King's horses "made Humpty happy again".

Of course, this song is also an offensively stereotypical portrait of British person of egg descent, so it should be banned altogether instead of trying to whitewash it.

Bonus-track: politically correct Red Riding Hood, politically correct Peter & the Wolf.

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У американского сообщества редакторов журналов есть специальная номинация для обложек журналов - Best Obama.
Теперь я понял, в какой номинации Обама получит Оскара.

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UK's Ministry of Defense 3-volume guide to avoiding leakage of sensitive
data, itself a restricted document, has been leaked.
И так везде. Вы думаете, это программы у компьютеров дырявые? Проблема в 99% случаев находится между клавиатурой и стулом. 

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Вчера подумал, что если бы я был пчеловодом, то обязательно открыл бы блог с названием "eyes of bee-holder". Сегодня, конечно, оказалось, что он уже есть.

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Физкультурно-оздоровительный комплекс "Диктатор"
Никак не могу решить, это гениально или случайно?

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End up on YouTube, in a compromising position..

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Несмотря на нелюбовь к флешмобам, присоединюсь к справедливым требованиям трудящихся.

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Обама:

If there's a blue pill and a red pill, and the blue pill is half the price of the red pill and works just as well, why not pay half price for the thing that's going to make you well?

Морфеус:

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Cypher:

I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?

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Вы сейчас все будете смеяться, но я купил Серую Мазду^ТМ.

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Совместное предприятие Газпрома с Нигерией будет называться Nigaz.

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